The ability to stop time, but not start it agian.

the ability to be a three year old with a mustache

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The power to warm an entire room when embarrassed.

The power to enter the Google Earth and change everything.

The power 2 kiss ur own ass

To bend sticks really far without breaking them

The power to know when a crime is being committed anywhere in the world at least two countries away from you. You have no other powers.

The power to fart methane.

the ability to make warm, flat, generic brand lemon/lime soda trickle from the end of your pinky finger

The power to make everything smell like a Cinnabon store.

The ability to make your tongue glow but only if your mouth is closed.

The ability to remain entertained at the DMV

The ability to cause a random object in the world to increase in temperature by ten degrees fahrenheit

The ability to turn on your computer with your mind,but only if you're 2 inches away from the button.

The power to see through windows.

The ability to never grow any older but you are already 93 and in poor health.

The ability to launch your fists off of your arms like rockets up to 50 yards, but you have to go and get them every time.

the power to greatly enlarge your penis, but only after setting it on fire

The power to change water into seltzer.

The power of X-Ray vision but you can see only through aluminum and tin cans.

The power to command belgium's military

The ability to tell funny jokes, but when no one is around.

the power to convince yourself that you're super

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!