The power to enter the Google Earth and change everything.

instantaneously add any amount of weight to your body (but not be able to lose it)

The ability to turn your ribcage invisible at will

the power of sleep while you're trying to wri... zZzZzZ

The ability to stop time, but not start it agian.

The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

The power to pee laser that only is meant for pointing.

The power to know when a crime is being committed anywhere in the world at least two countries away from you. You have no other powers.

the ability to make warm, flat, generic brand lemon/lime soda trickle from the end of your pinky finger

The power to see through windows.

The ability to turn on your computer with your mind,but only if you're 2 inches away from the button.

The ability to cause a random object in the world to increase in temperature by ten degrees fahrenheit

The power to make everything smell like a Cinnabon store.

The power to fart methane.

The ability to remain entertained at the DMV

The ability to make your tongue glow but only if your mouth is closed.

The pointless act of NOT giving below comment a thumbs up, to support the message... Only those that love themselves can truly love others, as they have love to give, not the desperation for it... Moral: Support a new age where being down and emo, is bullshit. Where being confident and love oneself has less than nothing to do with arrogance... Actually arrogance is the product of acting like you are something... One that true loves him/herself, know better. But hey... wanna listen to Linkin Park while you cut yourself... pop culture can be quite the pain... In ancient days the strong ones where those that loved themselves and acted with bravery...And while times change... that quality does not.

The power to command belgium's military

The ability to never grow any older but you are already 93 and in poor health.

The ability to launch your fists off of your arms like rockets up to 50 yards, but you have to go and get them every time.

The power of X-Ray vision but you can see only through aluminum and tin cans.

The ability to tell funny jokes, but when no one is around.

the power to greatly enlarge your penis, but only after setting it on fire

The power to change water into seltzer.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!