The power to make hats fall in love.

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The ability to spontaneously combust

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The power to taste farts instead of smell them

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The power to find kebbler elfs

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The power to travel back in time to the 1800s but only as a black guy.

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Power to STFU!!

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The power to become bald 50% faster

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The power to always make a street light turn red as you approach it!

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the power to become super attractive, when around blind people only

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The ability to pee 12% faster.

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the ability to have $100,000,000 but owe your ex-wife $99,999,999

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the power to use telepathy with yourself.

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The power to always know what time it is down to the millisecond in Hokkaido, Japan.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to turn into a mouse. But only in front of a gang of cats.

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The ability to make up an incredibly witty pointless superpower.

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The power to run in an endless circle

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The power to believe Sarah Palin

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Behold! The ability to taste water!

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The power to change the temperature in a room up or down by 1 degree.

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The ability to park very acurately

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the ability to recite any insult in any language whenever necessary

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the ability to stay in the same place while running

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The power to go to hell

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!