The power to reach out your hand on a tv screen and punch anyone in it, and have them actually feel it.

The ability to tapdance flawlessly while being booked for trespassing

the ability to be the best looking guy but only in jail

The power to create fire only when totally submerged underwater.

Radiation resistant eyelashes.

The power to see through glass.

The power to turn into a taxi

The power to make women have their most amazing orgasms, but be hideously disfigured.

The ability to speak backwards.


The power to age rapidly.

The power to fly by defeating the laws of gravity but your blood boils whenever you do so.

the powrer too piis blood but u have to piss every 10 minutes

The power to have all the powers 3 seconds before you die.

The power to predict when a door will unlock.

The power to talk to animals but only if they've been run over first.

Ability to send a Jehovah witness to your house in command.

The power to understand any dialect, but you're born deaf

The power to grow amazingly long pubic hair!

The power of seeing the future in dreams without any context, and only realizing something is going to happen moments before it happens, but nothing you do can change anything.

the power to make tom lose his friends on myspace

The power to fly really high, but only for 10 seconds.

The power to shoot spider web from your finger, but only when you pick your nose

The ability to walk on water. But only when it is frozen.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!