The power to talk to slugs but not have them understand what your saying.

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The ability to tapdance flawlessly while being booked for trespassing

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The ability to turn invisible when no ones looking.

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The power to create fire only when totally submerged underwater.

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Radiation resistant eyelashes.

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The power to see through glass.

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The power to make women have their most amazing orgasms, but be hideously disfigured.

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The power to turn into a taxi

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The ability to speak backwards.

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The power to predict when a door will unlock.

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the powrer too piis blood but u have to piss every 10 minutes

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The power to fly by defeating the laws of gravity but your blood boils whenever you do so.

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The power to age rapidly.

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The power to have all the powers 3 seconds before you die.

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The power of seeing the future in dreams without any context, and only realizing something is going to happen moments before it happens, but nothing you do can change anything.

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The power to talk to animals but only if they've been run over first.

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The power to grow amazingly long pubic hair!

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the power of reptitivty, the power of repitivity the power of----

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The power to understand any dialect, but you're born deaf

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The power to shoot spider web from your finger, but only when you pick your nose

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Ability to send a Jehovah witness to your house in command.

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The ability to turn anything into cheese, but be lactose intolerant.

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The power to heat any object with your mind, but only to current room temperature and only as fast as it would have taken if you had done nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!