The power to reach out your hand on a tv screen and punch anyone in it, and have them actually feel it.

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The ability to speak backwards.

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The power to predict what time it will be in 1 minute.

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The power to see through glass.

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The power to talk to slugs but not have them understand what your saying.

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The ability to turn invisible when no ones looking.

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The power to predict when a door will unlock.

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The power to fly by defeating the laws of gravity but your blood boils whenever you do so.

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the powrer too piis blood but u have to piss every 10 minutes

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The power to clap with one hand.

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The power to shit pizza that tastes like shit.

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The power to turn into a taxi

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The power to have all the powers 3 seconds before you die.

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The power to age rapidly.

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The power of seeing the future in dreams without any context, and only realizing something is going to happen moments before it happens, but nothing you do can change anything.

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the power to make tom lose his friends on myspace

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The power to grow amazingly long pubic hair!

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The power to fly at 1 mile per hour.

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Power to spread farts faster

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the power of reptitivty, the power of repitivity the power of----

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The ability to pee lava, but have it still burn you

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The ability to turn anything into cheese, but be lactose intolerant.

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The power to see into one's own past.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!