The power to see through glass.

The ability to turn invisible when no ones looking.

The power to predict when a door will unlock.

The power to talk to slugs but not have them understand what your saying.

The ability to speak backwards.

The power to make women have their most amazing orgasms, but be hideously disfigured.

The power to clap with one hand.

The power to fly by defeating the laws of gravity but your blood boils whenever you do so.

The power to reach out your hand on a tv screen and punch anyone in it, and have them actually feel it.

the powrer too piis blood but u have to piss every 10 minutes

The power to predict what time it will be in 1 minute.

The power to have all the powers 3 seconds before you die.

The power to shit pizza that tastes like shit.

The power to age rapidly.

The power to turn into a taxi

The power of seeing the future in dreams without any context, and only realizing something is going to happen moments before it happens, but nothing you do can change anything.

the power to make tom lose his friends on myspace

The power to shoot spider web from your finger, but only when you pick your nose

Power to spread farts faster

Ability to send a Jehovah witness to your house in command.

The power to be vampiric but sparkle in the sunlight instead of burn in it.

The ability to pee lava, but have it still burn you

The power to not get killed by noob tubes.

The power to see into one's own past.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!