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The power to create fire only when totally submerged underwater.
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Radiation resistant eyelashes.
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The power to predict what time it will be in 1 minute.
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the power to teleport to the nearest pedophile's bedroom
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The power to talk to slugs but not have them understand what your saying.
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The ability to speak backwards.
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The ability to turn invisible when no ones looking.
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The power to clap with one hand.
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The power to predict when a door will unlock.
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the powrer too piis blood but u have to piss every 10 minutes
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The power to shit pizza that tastes like shit.
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The power to turn into a taxi
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The power to fly by defeating the laws of gravity but your blood boils whenever you do so.
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The power to age rapidly.
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The power to have all the powers 3 seconds before you die.
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The power of seeing the future in dreams without any context, and only realizing something is going to happen moments before it happens, but nothing you do can change anything.
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The power to grow amazingly long pubic hair!
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The ability to turn anything into cheese, but be lactose intolerant.
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The power to shoot spider web from your finger, but only when you pick your nose
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the power of reptitivty, the power of repitivity the power of----
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The power to talk to animals but only if they've been run over first.
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Ability to send a Jehovah witness to your house in command.
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The power to understand any dialect, but you're born deaf
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Power to spread farts faster
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!