The power to fly at 1 mile per hour.

The ability to pee lava, but have it still burn you

The power to see into one's own past.

The power to talk to animals but only if they've been run over first.

The power to shoot spider web from your finger, but only when you pick your nose

The power to make that slut age two years so you don't go to jail when she tells you she is 18.

The power to be vampiric but sparkle in the sunlight instead of burn in it.

The power to fly really high, but only for 10 seconds.

The power to heat any object with your mind, but only to current room temperature and only as fast as it would have taken if you had done nothing.

The ability to walk on water. But only when it is frozen.

the power to blink 19 times a second

the ability to spin and never feel dizzy

Invisibility that only works when your sining a lady gaga song

the power to sexually arose animals by looking at them

To bend sticks really far without breaking them

To have the ability to be a Paedophile like Tom Watts :-]

The power to touch objects that are a millimeter from your fingertips.

The power to properly sharpen a colored pencil.

The ability to see yourself sleeping.

The power to warm an entire room when embarrassed.

The power to juggle cacti

the ability to be a three year old with a mustache

The power to open unlocked doors

The power 2 kiss ur own ass

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!