The power to heat any object with your mind, but only to current room temperature and only as fast as it would have taken if you had done nothing.

The ability to walk on water. But only when it is frozen.

The power to be vampiric but sparkle in the sunlight instead of burn in it.

The ability to turn anything into cheese, but be lactose intolerant.

The power to not get killed by noob tubes.

the power to sexually arose animals by looking at them

The power to fly at 1 mile per hour.

Invisibility that only works when your sining a lady gaga song

The ability to pee lava, but have it still burn you

the power to blink 19 times a second

The power to see into one's own past.

the ability to spin and never feel dizzy

The ability to turn your ribcage invisible at will

The power to make that slut age two years so you don't go to jail when she tells you she is 18.

Power to spread farts faster

The power to juggle cacti

instantaneously add any amount of weight to your body (but not be able to lose it)

The power to open unlocked doors

The power to properly sharpen a colored pencil.

The ability to see yourself sleeping.

The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

The power to touch objects that are a millimeter from your fingertips.

To have the ability to be a Paedophile like Tom Watts :-]

The power to pee laser that only is meant for pointing.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!