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The power to only lift more than 100lbs however anything less than 100lbs is impossible to lift.
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The power to raise or lower the temperature of the room you're in by 1 degree.
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The power to make police believe you're driving in the wrong lane
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The ability to be very very stoned but only during job interviews
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the power to be right in an argument with your girlfriend. -tom hall
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the power to become slightly sticky
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The ability to glow but only in broad daylight
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The power to not laugh at midgets when your stoned.
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The power to activate the turn signal of any car passing by.
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The ability to make dust accumulate on things five times faster than normal
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The ability to write funny pointless superpowers down, but only on paper.
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The ability to compare apples to oranges.
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The power to always be the third in the slowest supermarket lines.
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The power to buy every game ever created, but you only have a ps3.
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Grow a new beard every day
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The power to have Hiccup at will, but no being able to stop it at will.
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The power to be able to turn any internet connection into dial up. Instantly
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+331
The power to stretch your arms to any length but without the ability to revert them back to normal.
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+314
The power to convert Dr. Pepper into Mr. Pibb.
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+192
Projectile Perspiration: The ability to perspire on other people, up to 2 meters away.
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To...Talk LIKE...WILLIAM shatner.
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+153
The power to poop AAA batteries when you only need AA's.
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Possess irresistible pheromones that only work on male razorback gorillas.
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The power to see through tinted glass.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!