the power to convince yourself that you're super

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power to poo perfectly priced people

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ability to pee when around a bathroom

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The power to know when a crime is being committed anywhere in the world at least two countries away from you. You have no other powers.

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The power to fart methane.

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The power to make everything smell like a Cinnabon store.

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The awesome power to find Waldo.

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The power to make tea appear at will

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The ability to li-li-li-lick you from your head to ur toes

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the power to have any superpover in world but only when sleaping

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The power to shape-shift but only into an Alpaca

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The power to command belgium's military

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The ability to shoot acorns from your nipples

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The power to travel back in time to the 1800s but only as a black guy.

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The ability to tell funny jokes, but when no one is around.

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The power to have no power.

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Behold! The ability to taste water!

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The power to believe Sarah Palin

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The Ability to "Tighten up"

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The power to have a power.

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the ability to write this useless super power idea:"The power to make any pencil dull. GET IT? IT'S POINTLESS. AHAHHAHAHAHAH" without being a mentally retarded.

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Power to turn your liver invisible.

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The power to make hats fall in love.

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the ability to recite any insult in any language whenever necessary

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!