the power to convince yourself that you're super


The power to create a mini Lego version of attractive girls that you see that move and talk realistically.

The power to RickRoll yourself.

the ability to write this useless super power idea:"The power to make any pencil dull. GET IT? IT'S POINTLESS. AHAHHAHAHAHAH" without being a mentally retarded.

The power to get raped at will

The power to switch the position of your salivary glands and your prostate...

The power to make you fap to anything.

the power to never orgasm.

The awesome power to find Waldo.

The ability to sweat money.


The power to make your computer run 0.1 seconds faster.

The power to change the temperature in a room up or down by 1 degree.

The power to have a power.

The power to talk to animals but them not give a crap what your saying

The ability to make up an incredibly witty pointless superpower.

Power to STFU!!

the ability to have $100,000,000 but owe your ex-wife $99,999,999

the power to become super attractive, when around blind people only

Permanent superspeed - The ability to move faster than a speeding bullet, but you can't stop moving at that speed.

The power to see through solid glass, water, and air.

The power to convert any rare element into an abundant one.

The power to fly but fall exactly in 1 second

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!