The power to have all of Aquaman's powers, but not be able to swim.

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ability to pee when around a bathroom

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The awesome power to find Waldo.

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the ability to get any ugly woman in the world.

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The power to make everything smell like a Cinnabon store.

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The power to fart methane.

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power to poo perfectly priced people

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The power to command belgium's military

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the ability to write this useless super power idea:"The power to make any pencil dull. GET IT? IT'S POINTLESS. AHAHHAHAHAHAH" without being a mentally retarded.

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The power to make tea appear at will

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The power to shape-shift but only into an Alpaca

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The ability to tell funny jokes, but when no one is around.

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The power to have a power.

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The Ability to "Tighten up"

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The ability to shoot acorns from your nipples

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The ability to li-li-li-lick you from your head to ur toes

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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the power to have any superpover in world but only when sleaping

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The power not to be Chuck Norris

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The power to change water into seltzer.

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The power of X-Ray vision but you can see only through aluminum and tin cans.

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WHO'S THE DILLWEED WHO WRITES DUMB JOKES.?

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The power to telekinetically strap on the passengers seatbelt , but only when it's empty.

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The power to talk to animals but them not give a crap what your saying

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!