the power to command the sperm you ejaculate

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the power to fit through a vagina

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The power to cry lava.

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the power to be obama only if your obama

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The power to eat just one Lays potato chip

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The power to know where Waldo is

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The ability to think about saying something,but then forget and spend an eternity trying to remember what it was.

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The power of being jew and turn normal people into nazis.

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The ability to walk on the white tiles at the supermarket.

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Behold! The ability to taste water!

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the power to rob a bank only with S.W.A.T beside you

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The ability to piss flames.

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The ability to read one's own mind.

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An ability to change birthday to February 29.

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The power to only misspell mispell.

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the ability to get any ugly woman in the world.

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the ability of sitting on newly painted benches without getting paint on u, only works if you are naked

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The power to grow cancer cells

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The power to get the ketchup bottle open.

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the ability to drink a 40 oz. while playing madden

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The power to be Carl Sagan, minus the intellect.

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The power to run in lightspeed when you sit on a wheelchair.

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The ability to fly, but only as high as you are tall.

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the power to undress yourself automatically when in the presence of a pedophile or rapist.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!