The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to speak in braille...

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The ability to read braile.

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to control other people's actions... only when you're alone!

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The Power the run away when there is a crime

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to fly but fall exactly in 1 second

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The power to create the best Internet memes; instant nullified by recognition or compensation.

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power.

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!