The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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the power 2 grow a beard but only immeadlantly after shaving

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to dickfart.

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to have sex with anyone you like except human beings. -Shandric

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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the ability to turn into random hats

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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the power to fart out of your penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!