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The power to time travel. Backwards. To the Holocaust
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the ability to get any ugly woman in the world.
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the power to open a locked door with a key
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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for christmas ? He is dead.
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the ability to not hear or feel yourself pass gas that is abnormally loud.
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The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.
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The power to shag your best mates sister, and get away with it.
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An ability to change birthday to February 29.
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your balls glow in the dark 6am every day
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~The ability to understand Bob Dylan...~
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the power to sit down in mid air
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The power to cum every time you show your private parts.
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The power to live with only one kidney
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The power to run in lightspeed when you sit on a wheelchair.
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the ability of sitting on newly painted benches without getting paint on u, only works if you are naked
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the ability to force people to yawn against their will/better judgement, merely by using the word yawn, and having them read the word yawn..or just by yawning in their presence!
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The ability to read my dogs' mind, while it humps my leg...
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The power to cure a ham
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The power to not know your super power
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the power to undress yourself automatically when in the presence of a pedophile or rapist.
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the power to remember the lyrics to your least favorite song
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The ability to travel through time at a rate of one second per second.
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Backwards speak to power the.
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the ability to talk like Bill Cosby
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!