The ability autotune text.

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The power to piss rainbows only in torrential downpours.

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The power to achieve orgasm within 3 seconds

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the power to eat 3 times the amount of jello that a normal person can

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The power to perform the Kali Ma sacrificial ritual on yourself.

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the power to have the best sex in the world, but only when your in a coma.

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The power that everytime someone sneezes, a living porpoise erupts from your anus.

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the ability to have sex with a sand spur

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the power to let it not be rape if you yell "surprise!"

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Pointless Superpower? The United States, of course...

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The ablity to hate everything.

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The power to find out what a baby spider is thinking at any given moment.

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The ability to have a Prius the literally yells out "IIIIIII"MMMMM GAY"

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The ability to be gay for 5 seconds at a time

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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the power to stop your addiction to placebos

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The ability to vote

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the ability to live on the edge of a building

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The power to turn wine into water.

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The power to have no powers.

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The ability to turn incredibly ugly in a beauty padgent

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the ability to swim in a toilet bowl

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The power to not know your super power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!