the power to turn apartly invisible

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The ability to crap barbed wire

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The power of inverted tastebuds (spicy food tastes sweet etc.)

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The power to control other people's actions... only when you're alone!

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The skill to make up pointless superpowers

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The ability to perfectly feign death for 10 days (no less), then wake up in a very small place.

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The ability to die at will.

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The power of minding your own business

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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the ability to laugh when jay leno tells a joke.

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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the power to to tell time at anytime you want when your sleeping

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The power to break a bone every time you ejaculate.

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The Power of double posting.

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the power to unload massive amounts of jizz while taking a dump

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!