The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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the power to become pointless

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The power to be a fan of Rosie O'donell

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The power to be friends with Justin Bieber

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power to talk to money.

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the power to make your vomit taste good

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The power to have sex with an alien but not know where to put it

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The power to spell any word perfectly, except words that contain vowels, consonants or phonemes of any kind.

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The ability to tear the toilet paper roll perfectly.

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The power to become invisible. But only when no one is looking.

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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Turning invisible when no one is watching you. -Alex

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the power to do everything fast when your high on energy

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The ability to turn a motor bike into dolphin food

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the....ability to......talk....like william........... shatner

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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The power to jack off 1,000 times a day.

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The ability autotune text.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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the power to be immune to every thing but only after u die

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ability to tell the truth when not lying >.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!