The ability to jump 3% lower.

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the power to glow fainlty in broad daylight

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The power to make every word a people says in the room with you into pizza.

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The ability to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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the power to fit through a vagina

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The power to kiss your own elbow

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the power to think of powers

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The power to walk into sliding glass doors. not through them. just into them.

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The power to become a JELLY

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the ability to only fart in crowded rooms

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the power for you and your mum to survive and nuclear attack but you have to mate to restart civilization

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The power to walk on water, but only when it is below 0 Degrees Celsius.

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THe power too spel.

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The power to remove a horseshoe from a horse

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the power to return after death but only when youre death because you've bin ran over by a fingerskatebord

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The power to wake up on time but still feel super-tired.

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The power to make your computer run 0.1 seconds faster.

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The power to know where Waldo is

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The ability have sex with Betty White

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power of being jew and turn normal people into nazis.

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The power to create the best Internet memes; instant nullified by recognition or compensation.

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the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

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The power to hypnotize aliens.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!