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The ability to attract black people.

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The ablity to hate everything.

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The power to grow grey hairs whenever you wanted.

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The power to audition for X-Factor with no fear, but only if you punch your freind.

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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the power to think about old pointless super powers ideas.

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The power to make your feet stink at will.

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having the power to make your nose hairs turn into hookworms that shoot acid

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The ability to to remove any organs.

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The power to make everyone sound manly except Justin Bieber.

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An ability to change birthday to February 29.

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To turn into Justin Bieber.

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the ability to be kicked by CHUCK NORRIS at will

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The ability to teleport, but only in compete darkness.

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the ability to finish dinner three days after it was served

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The ability to detach my nose and place it anywhere I want.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The Power to count backwards extra swiftly.

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the ability to jump like a white man

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The power to fly 1 centimeter off the ground

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The power to make hair grow in your forehead

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The power to see through womens clothes but every woman you use it on instantly gets saggy breasts.

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the power to teach elfs how to ride unicorns

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!