the power to undress yourself automatically when in the presence of a pedophile or rapist.

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The power to believe Sarah Palin

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The ability to park very acurately

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The power to make your feet stink like crazy

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the ability to recite any insult in any language whenever necessary

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the ability to stay in the same place while running

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Pointless Superpower? The United States, of course...

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The power to dickfart.

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The power to view the world through Apples Retina Display.

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The ability to know when your girlfriend/boyfriend is cheating on you.....1 month after you break up.

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The power to only misspell mispell.

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The power to talk to animals. Especially when you tell your friend to dress like one.

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The power to block Chuck Norris' roundhose. it's pointless because everyone knows that nobody can block Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

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The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

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the ability to rick roll anyone you meet

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The power to pee a few times every day.

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Look! In the sky! its captain beesting!

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the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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The power to hear everyone masturbating in 1 km radius

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Power to turn your liver invisible.

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The power to inhale and exhale the same air at once.

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Superheroes: The power to run away from danger.

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The power to write pointless power.

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The power to moonwalk backwards (think about it)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!