The power to always throw a seven with two dice, but only when no one's looking.

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Warm vision

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The ability to breath outside the water

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The power to destroy money but only your money.

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The power not to be Chuck Norris

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the power to have any superpover in world but only when sleaping

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The power to shrink to your own size.

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The Power to see under a girls clothes once, but your P3nis falls off

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The power to shrink your erection whenevery you want.

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The ability to live forever until you die.

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The power to make hats fall in love.

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Permanent superspeed - The ability to move faster than a speeding bullet, but you can't stop moving at that speed.

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The power to have sex with anyone you like except human beings. -Shandric

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The ability to be any woman but only when she's in labor.

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The power to fly but fall exactly in 1 second

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to travel back in time to the 1800s but only as a black guy.

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the ability to force people to yawn against their will/better judgement, merely by using the word yawn, and having them read the word yawn..or just by yawning in their presence!

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Behold! The ability to taste water!

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The power to have no power.

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The power to run in an endless circle

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the power 2 grow a beard but only immeadlantly after shaving

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The power to believe Sarah Palin

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The ability to sense if someone's in danger 20 miles away, however, you lack any other power, so you have to take a cab or just feel bad about it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!