the power to transform into Pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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the ability to become black.

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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the power to milk cows with your mind

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The power to pee out blood at will

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The power to see through walls but only if they're clear glass walls.

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The ability to fly, but only when you're wearing a kilt.

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The ability to masturbate with your non-dominant arm.

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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The power to defty gravity, but only in space.

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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ability to find good woman drivers

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The ability to kill Abraham Lincoln with the power of your thoughts. Hey, wait a minute...

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The ability to understand abstract art.

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!