The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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the power to be obama only if your obama

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to make your feet stink like crazy

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to view the world through Apples Retina Display.

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to talk to animals. Especially when you tell your friend to dress like one.

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to punch that like button

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!