The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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the ability to think of pointless superpowers

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The power to moonwalk backwards (think about it)

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the power to glow fainlty in broad daylight

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The power of flight only inside flying airplanes.

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The power to make someone hiccup just by touching them once

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The power to write pointless power.

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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power of being jew and turn normal people into nazis.

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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the power to fire my lazer

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The power to cure cancer, but cause death by radiation poisoning.

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to make every word a people says in the room with you into pizza.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!