The ability to detach my nose and place it anywhere I want.

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The power to assasinate people with touch from your finger, while you are asleep.

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The power to make my mom shout at me

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the power to come down off a high but only if you have cancer

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The ability to grow trees out of money.

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the power to talk to fish but only if their belly up

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The power to see 3 seconds into the future.

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The power to shag your best mates sister, and get away with it.

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The ability to be a janitor at Disney World

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the power to have your farts smell of cinnamon

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Backwards speak to power the.

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The power to remember your name without a name tag

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The ability to li-li-li-lick you from your head to ur toes

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the ability to steal oxygen

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The power to make your feet stink at will.

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The power to call police only when already killed.

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The ability to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to cum every time you show your private parts.

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Turning wine into water.

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the ability to be in a video game sold in Africa

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the power to shit cellulose

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The kind of power Mel GIbson had in "What Women Want"

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The power not to be Chuck Norris

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super strength for picking up a gallon water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!