The power to control other people's actions... only when you're alone!

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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the ability to force people to yawn against their will/better judgement, merely by using the word yawn, and having them read the word yawn..or just by yawning in their presence!

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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Permanent superspeed - The ability to move faster than a speeding bullet, but you can't stop moving at that speed.

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The power to wake up 5 minutes earlier.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The power to fly but fall exactly in 1 second

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!