The ability to handle the truth.

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The power to die at will.

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The ability to know when your girlfriend/boyfriend is cheating on you.....1 month after you break up.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to make your feet stink like crazy

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!