The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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the power to control nothing

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to inhale and exhale the same air at once.

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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the power to see through water.

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Look! In the sky! its captain beesting!

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to moonwalk backwards (think about it)

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!