The power of walking on land

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the power to have any superpover in world but only when sleaping

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the power to transform into a young Ethiopian school girl with one leg who can control platypuses.

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The power to make someone hiccup just by touching them once

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the power to shit brix

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Backwards speak to power the.

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The power to remember your name without a name tag

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the ability to be in a video game sold in Africa

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the ability to steal oxygen

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The kind of power Mel GIbson had in "What Women Want"

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The power to call police only when already killed.

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The ability to handle the truth.

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the power to shit cellulose

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The power to shape-shift but only into an Alpaca

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The power to cum every time you show your private parts.

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Turning wine into water.

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the ability to burn in hell

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the ability to lick your own crotch

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The Ability to "Tighten up"

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The power to make tea appear at will

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The ability to read my dogs' mind, while it humps my leg...

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having the power to make your nose hairs turn into hookworms that shoot acid

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The power to make your dick a poontang seeker.

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the power to travel to the center of the earth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!