The power to make my mom shout at me

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The power to sneeze in front of birthday cakes

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the power to be random edhvaidfhviqeadhvkfdghiABJDISLJABDIFSJNAKNGREAAN EFBADVBNSJVNCJBV XJDBV`DNCI`DNVINBAID

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the power to hate disney stars

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The power to see five seconds into the future.

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whatever the hell the hulk does. aside from the whole angryface thing

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the ability to increase your debts in the bank.

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the power to open a locked door with a key

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the ability to turn off any fans on a hot day

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the ability to hear yourself think

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to perform the Kali Ma sacrificial ritual on yourself.

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The power to assasinate people with touch from your finger, while you are asleep.

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super strength for picking up a gallon water

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Pointless Superpower? The United States, of course...

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The ability to pee while sleeping.

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the power to come down off a high but only if you have cancer

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The ablity to hate everything.

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the power to talk to fish but only if their belly up

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The ability to grow trees out of money.

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the power to have your farts smell of cinnamon

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The power to shag your best mates sister, and get away with it.

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The power to see 3 seconds into the future.

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The ability to be a janitor at Disney World

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!