- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have no powers.

the abillity to fart at will

The power to make PC's turn into dried crap the moment the person with this ability touches them.

The power to make a few turtles fly

The power to put both socks on at the same time.

The power to speak in text globes.

the power of shit yourself and have for free your own statue. But shited.

the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

The power to switch your eyeballs with your testicles but you still see out your eyes and your testicles are leaking.

The ability to be a jew during the holocaust

the ability to be on Oprah but only in the crowd

The power of being Chuck Norris and be the main utterly pointless source of pointless powers.

the ability to control ants actions but you can't control more than 1 ant in the same time.

the ability to not hear or feel yourself pass gas that is abnormally loud.

the power to say you have no power

The power to instantly ginger-fy random strangers on the other side of the world.

The ability to laugh listening to Trololo

the ability to be a cartoon but get canceled

to be under 9000

The ability to perfectly feign death for 10 days (no less), then wake up in a very small place.

The power to walk through the opened doors

The power to get older 10 times faster then normal

The ability to look really good, but your invisible.

The Power to shrink but never grow back.

Pointless Super Powers