The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The power to make your computer run 0.1 seconds faster.

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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The power to know where Waldo is

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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ability to find good woman drivers

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to control other people's actions... only when you're alone!

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power of minding your own business

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The ability to attract black people.

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The power to grow grey hairs whenever you wanted.

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The power to audition for X-Factor with no fear, but only if you punch your freind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!