The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to make your feet stink at will.

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The ability to perfectly feign death for 10 days (no less), then wake up in a very small place.

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The ability to to remove any organs.

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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An ability to change birthday to February 29.

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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having the power to make your nose hairs turn into hookworms that shoot acid

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The ability to teleport, but only in compete darkness.

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The skill to make up pointless superpowers

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To turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to speak in Braille

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The power to talk in sign language.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!