The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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Look! In the sky! its captain beesting!

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the ability to hover

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power to eat chicken raw!

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The power to inhale and exhale the same air at once.

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The power to write pointless power.

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The power to moonwalk backwards (think about it)

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power to make every word a people says in the room with you into pizza.

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The power to pee from your eyes

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the power to glow fainlty in broad daylight

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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the ability to only fart in crowded rooms

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The power to become a JELLY

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The power to remove a horseshoe from a horse

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the power for you and your mum to survive and nuclear attack but you have to mate to restart civilization

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THe power too spel.

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The ability to kill Abraham Lincoln with the power of your thoughts. Hey, wait a minute...

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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The power of being jew and turn normal people into nazis.

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The power to see through walls but only if they're clear glass walls.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!