The ability to defecate red clay bricks when startled or scared

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Ability to sneeze n cough and sounds like a fart

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The power to guess a multiple choice answer correctly some of the time.

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The power to have a perfect wipe every time you take a poop.

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the power to undress yourself automatically when in the presence of a pedophile or rapist.

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The power to be alive, many hours before you die

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The power to see through your own clothes, nothing else.

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The ability to turn anything into cheese, but be lactose intolerant.

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The ability to be Rihanna only if in a car with Chris Brown

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The power to feeling the earthquake effect after earthquake

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the power to command the sperm you ejaculate

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The power to eat just one Lays potato chip

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The power to cry lava.

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The power to make your feet stink like crazy

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the power to increase the price of houses but only those you want to buy!

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The ability to think about saying something,but then forget and spend an eternity trying to remember what it was.

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the power to rob a bank only with S.W.A.T beside you

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The ability to walk on the white tiles at the supermarket.

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ability to pee when around a bathroom

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The ability to piss flames.

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The ability to read one's own mind.

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a power to levitate something, but only if your 2 inches away

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the ability to lie and never be believed

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the ability of sitting on newly painted benches without getting paint on u, only works if you are naked

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!