The ability to live forever until you die.

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The ability to jump 3% lower.

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The power to walk on water, but only when it is below 0 Degrees Celsius.

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The power to kiss your own elbow

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the power to think of powers

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The power to walk into sliding glass doors. not through them. just into them.

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The ability to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to have sex with anyone you like except human beings. -Shandric

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the power to fit through a vagina

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Permanent superspeed - The ability to move faster than a speeding bullet, but you can't stop moving at that speed.

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The power to fly but fall exactly in 1 second

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the power to return after death but only when youre death because you've bin ran over by a fingerskatebord

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The ability to be any woman but only when she's in labor.

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The power to create the best Internet memes; instant nullified by recognition or compensation.

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The power to wake up on time but still feel super-tired.

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the ability to force people to yawn against their will/better judgement, merely by using the word yawn, and having them read the word yawn..or just by yawning in their presence!

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The ability have sex with Betty White

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the power to make food shrimp.

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to hypnotize aliens.

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the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

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the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have...

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The ablity to hate everything.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!