Being Yianni.

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The power to convert any rare element into an abundant one.

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The power to turn macs into big macs.

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the ability to have unimaginably wild sex with chuck norris only if your a man

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The ability to park very acurately

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the ability to recite any insult in any language whenever necessary

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Warm vision

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the ability to stay in the same place while running

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The power to look incredibly beautiful when there's no light

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Pointless Superpower? The United States, of course...

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the ability to have sex Telepathicly.

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The ability to eat your own face

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The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

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The ability to breath outside the water

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The power to always throw a seven with two dice, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to destroy money but only your money.

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Power to turn your liver invisible.

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The power to shrink to your own size.

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The power to hear everyone masturbating in 1 km radius

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the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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The Power to see under a girls clothes once, but your P3nis falls off

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Superheroes: The power to run away from danger.

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The power to shrink your erection whenevery you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!