The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to turn macs into big macs.

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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A power level of under 9000.

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The power to change your mind

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to destroy money but only your money.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The ability to breath outside the water

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The power to look incredibly beautiful when there's no light

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The ability to eat your own face

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the ability to have sex Telepathicly.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to create tree sap.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!