The power to travel back in time to the 1800s but only as a black guy.

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The power to see through solid glass, water, and air.

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The power to create a mini Lego version of attractive girls that you see that move and talk realistically.

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the power to never orgasm.

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The ability to never grow any older but you are already 93 and in poor health.

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The ability to be ambidextrous

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The power to lose any fight you wish to.

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The power to be socially retarded.

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The ablity to make anyone in the world orgasm, exsept yourself.

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Behold! The ability to taste water!

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The power to turn a wii or ps3 into an xbox 360

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The power to have no power.

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the power to teleport 0.001cm in front of you

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the ability to turn purple

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The power to re-size my toes at will.

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the power to change channel without the remote

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the power to ALWAYS choose the slowest checkout line at wal mart !

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The ability to swim anywhere, but only when submerged in water.

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The ability to make Justin Beiber sing like a girl. Oh wait........

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The power to run in an endless circle

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The power to walk halfway through a wall.

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the ability to extinguish a fire on your testicles with an ice pick.

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The power to believe Sarah Palin

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!