the power to think about old pointless super powers ideas.

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the power 2 grow a beard but only immeadlantly after shaving

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the power to undress yourself automatically when in the presence of a pedophile or rapist.

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The ability to sense if someone's in danger 20 miles away, however, you lack any other power, so you have to take a cab or just feel bad about it.

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the power to be obama only if your obama

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The Power to count backwards extra swiftly.

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The power to make your feet stink like crazy

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The ability to know when your girlfriend/boyfriend is cheating on you.....1 month after you break up.

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The power to dickfart.

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The power to only misspell mispell.

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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The power to view the world through Apples Retina Display.

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The power to block Chuck Norris' roundhose. it's pointless because everyone knows that nobody can block Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

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power to see through glass doors

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The power to telepathically tell if butter has salt in it or not.

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The power to moonwalk backwards

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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the ability to rick roll anyone you meet

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The power to talk to animals. Especially when you tell your friend to dress like one.

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The power to pee a few times every day.

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!