The power to sneeze in front of birthday cakes

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An ability to change birthday to February 29.

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a power to levitate something, but only if your 2 inches away

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the power to remember the lyrics to your least favorite song

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the power to turn coke into pepsi

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the power to be random edhvaidfhviqeadhvkfdghiABJDISLJABDIFSJNAKNGREAAN EFBADVBNSJVNCJBV XJDBV`DNCI`DNVINBAID

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the ability to smoke crack but only infront of a cop

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the power to open a locked door with a key

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The power to moonwalk backwards

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The power to enjoy a raw oyster and not gag.

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the ability to turn off any fans on a hot day

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the ability to increase your debts in the bank.

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The power to see five seconds into the future.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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the power to hate disney stars

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whatever the hell the hulk does. aside from the whole angryface thing

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The power to only misspell mispell.

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The power to assasinate people with touch from your finger, while you are asleep.

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The power to make my mom shout at me

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the ability to get any ugly woman in the world.

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the power to come down off a high but only if you have cancer

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the power to talk to fish but only if their belly up

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The power to see 3 seconds into the future.

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the power to undress yourself automatically when in the presence of a pedophile or rapist.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!