The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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the ability to be kicked by CHUCK NORRIS at will

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to make everyone sound manly except Justin Bieber.

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A power level of under 9000.

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The power to change your mind

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The power to fly 1 centimeter off the ground

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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the ability to finish dinner three days after it was served

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The ability to detach my nose and place it anywhere I want.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to see through womens clothes but every woman you use it on instantly gets saggy breasts.

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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The power to make hair grow in your forehead

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The Power the run away when there is a crime

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the ability to jump like a white man

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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the power to teach elfs how to ride unicorns

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!