The Power to fart glitter

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The power to control other people's actions... only when you're alone!

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The power.

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power to wake up 5 minutes earlier.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The power to fly but fall exactly in 1 second

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The ability to be any woman but only when she's in labor.

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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the ability to force people to yawn against their will/better judgement, merely by using the word yawn, and having them read the word yawn..or just by yawning in their presence!

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!