The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to taste the air.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to tell wether someone is French or Italian.

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the power to fart out of your penis

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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Power to not have any power.

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to predict the past.

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!