The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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the....ability to......talk....like william........... shatner

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to die at will.

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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the power to be immune to every thing but only after u die

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The power to jack off 1,000 times a day.

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The power.

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the power to control nothing

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the power to see through water.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The ability autotune text.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!