The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to break a bone every time you ejaculate.

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to see concrete yellow

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the power to unload massive amounts of jizz while taking a dump

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the ability to enjoy school

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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the ability to be 7 feet tall but drive a smart car

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to die at will.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power of night-blindness.

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The ability to see WWE and think that this is real.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!