The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to freeze time, but you're also frozen.

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The power to shit razor blades!!!!!!!!

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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a power to levitate something, but only if your 2 inches away

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the power to have your farts smell of cinnamon

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The power of flight only inside flying airplanes.

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power to turn red apples green over 15 days by eating them with a knife and fork....

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to mind control your car when you close your eyes

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The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power to make someone orgasm by looking at them, but only when you're having sex with them.

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!