The ability to turn into Barbara Walters

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to annoy people everyday.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to smell any point in time

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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the ability to be tied to train tracks

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!