The power to grow cancer cells

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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the power to dance in the dark

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The power to transform into a bronie

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the power to create a meme

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The ability to think about saying something,but then forget and spend an eternity trying to remember what it was.

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the ability to be on Oprah but only in the crowd

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the power to transform into a young Ethiopian school girl with one leg who can control platypuses.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power to always be wearing clean underwear except in the event you're in a car accident...

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the ability to only fall asleep in showers

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the power to be random edhvaidfhviqeadhvkfdghiABJDISLJABDIFSJNAKNGREAAN EFBADVBNSJVNCJBV XJDBV`DNCI`DNVINBAID

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power to write in invisible ink

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the ability to drink a 40 oz. while playing madden

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!