The ability to Hi

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the power to be tall only if your Yao Ming

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The power to always choose the broken condoms without knowing

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The power to levitate only down stairs

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the ability to "speak in tongues"...

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The power to copy and paste already told jokes.

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Thhe ability to cry acid

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s

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The power to know which came first - The chicken or the egg.

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The power to cook eggs but only if they are already cooked and only by burping on them to warm them up.

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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the power to fly but only on a plane

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The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea

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The power to restate the obvious.

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The power to turn pens into pencils, but not pencils into pens.

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The power to create tree sap.

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the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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The power to confess crimes you haven't committed.

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!