The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

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The power to become the best racer in NASCAR, but only being able to turn right.

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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The power to cook eggs but only if they are already cooked and only by burping on them to warm them up.

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The power to turn water into gastrointestinal fluids.

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The power to predict the past

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The power to read Sarah Palin's mind

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The power to walk into sliding glass doors. not through them. just into them.

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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The power to deliver gifts around the world in one night but be fatter than hell, live in a frozen wasteland, and only little kids think you exist

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the power to make body fat go away

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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The power to understand myspace

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The power to not have a power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!