the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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the ability to drink a 40 oz. while playing madden

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The ability to walk on the white tiles at the supermarket.

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The ability to goatse instantly

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The ability to read one's own mind.

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The power to see through windows when people sleep.

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The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to talk to anyone in any language, but only to deaf people.

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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super strength for picking up a gallon water

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The ability to make your fingernails grow an inch whenever you like, but only on a Tuesday

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The ability to fly, but only as high as you are tall.

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!