The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to fart at will.

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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Ladder hands.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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the ability of sitting on newly painted benches without getting paint on u, only works if you are naked

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The power to instantly ginger-fy random strangers on the other side of the world.

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The power to get the ketchup bottle open.

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The ability to hold your breath forever, but only in an oxygen-rich environment.

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the power to make a pussy taste like a pizza pussy flavored

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power to enjoy a raw oyster and not gag.

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The ability to travel through time at a rate of one second per second.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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power to have no power at all

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the ability to smoke crack but only infront of a cop

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The ability to goatse instantly

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The ability to fall asleep before the end of the movie

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to read dead people's minds

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The power to run in lightspeed when you sit on a wheelchair.

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The power to cure a ham

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The power to perform the Kali Ma sacrificial ritual on yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!