the ability to be a vampire on a stick

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the ability to turn off any fans on a hot day

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The power to see five seconds into the future.

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whatever the hell the hulk does. aside from the whole angryface thing

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the ability to be in a video game sold in Africa

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The ability to pee while sleeping.

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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the ability to increase your debts in the bank.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to assasinate people with touch from your finger, while you are asleep.

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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the power to talk to fish but only if their belly up

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The power to have no powers.

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The kind of power Mel GIbson had in "What Women Want"

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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the power to predict the past

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!