ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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The power to watch grass grow

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The power to transform you in something randomly

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The power to differentiate between captal 'i's and lower case 'l's.

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the power to not watch south park

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the ability to throw a midget further than any mortal man

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The power to make people laugh telling german jokes.

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The ability to change the writing on signs

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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To stab Djones

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the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

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The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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The ability to imitate a tadpole.

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The power of night-vision, but only you're in a bright place.

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the power to steal 4 avocados in july at a supermarket at 9:37 am in your underpants without arms while a cop laughs at how stupid you look. plus while you do that a cute marshmallow comes and rapes your children.

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Ultra-strength when peeing

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The power to build a building that is comparable to the sistine chapel, but without doors.

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The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to get a boner any time you want

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The power to have super strength, but only when your sleeping.

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The ability to Hi

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the ability to stay in the same place while running

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The ability not cry while cutting onions, only after hearing the news that a family member has just died

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!