The power of Grayskull.

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Imortality.

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to turn off anyone else's high beams.

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The power to eat anything you like and still be fat.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power to eat just one Lays potato chip

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The power to have a perfect wipe every time you take a poop.

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the power to fail at life

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The ability to defecate red clay bricks when startled or scared

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The power to guess a multiple choice answer correctly some of the time.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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the power to have the best sex in the world, but only when your in a coma.

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!