The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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the power to turn coke into pepsi

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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the power to rob a bank only with S.W.A.T beside you

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The power to achieve orgasm within 3 seconds

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The ability to turn anything into cheese, but be lactose intolerant.

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The ability to be Rihanna only if in a car with Chris Brown

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the power to command the sperm you ejaculate

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The power to be born again

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The power to cry lava.

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The ability to piss flames.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!