The ability autotune text.

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ability to tell the truth when not lying >.

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the ability to think of pointless superpowers

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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the power to milk cows with your mind

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the ability to be drop dead gorgeous

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The power to pee out blood at will

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the power to transform into Pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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the ability to become black.

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The ability to fly, but only when you're wearing a kilt.

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!