the power to sing like justin bieber

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The power to wake up 5 minutes earlier.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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the power to do everything fast when your high on energy

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The power to have a power thats a power

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Turning invisible when no one is watching you. -Alex

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The power to be half invisible

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The ability to turn a motor bike into dolphin food

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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the....ability to......talk....like william........... shatner

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!